She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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