U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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