atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
a search helicopter?!
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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