i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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