also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
well you can't waste a boner
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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