dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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