So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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