sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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