I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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