He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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