i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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