That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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