Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I need to stop coming to work sober
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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