i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
