Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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