Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Randomize
