I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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