the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
A+ Viking dick
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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