Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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