K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
