Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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