Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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