glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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