Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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