No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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