I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
As shirtless as possible
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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