You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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