I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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