I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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