remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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