Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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