He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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