i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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