i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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