Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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