i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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