he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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