dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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