I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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