the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I CAN MOONWALK!
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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