I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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