there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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