So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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