what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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