White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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