I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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