they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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