And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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