I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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