Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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