Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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