The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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