you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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