Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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